fancy spoons for fancy poons
cooking and knitting and vague allusions to writing

in spite of the theme, not into sherlock (just dimmock the babe)

((hufflepuff/douchebag/washingtonian))

REREADING HARRY POTTER

TAKING DONATIONS FOR MY MOTHER'S BRAIN TUMOR REMOVAL/SHITTY LIVING SITUATION


- next
1:43pm
17 Apr 2014


via + ©
47,053 notes

lamapalooza:

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

QUEUENIFA
10:17am
17 Apr 2014


via + ©
73,050 notes

onlylolgifs:

cat stuck in a bathtub

CRITTERS! QUEUENIFA
8:30am
17 Apr 2014


via + ©
371,360 notes

cepuminssh:

plur-panda:

erincutlah:

rurone:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

Puppy gotta live his puppy life.

(Source: yara-bear)

it me CRITTERS!
6:51am
17 Apr 2014


via + ©
600,494 notes

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

QUEUENIFA
3:26am
17 Apr 2014


via + ©
9,220 notes

princessjohnegbert:

the-midnight-screw:

My sister and I work in a restaurant, and after some disappointing goings-on, I have decided to make a helpful guide.

Please do this! Even at small places like Boston Market, where servers put down your food and clean up after you! Tips can really help out!

QUEUENIFA
8:35pm
16 Apr 2014


via + ©
129,522 notes

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

QUEUENIFA
5:48pm
16 Apr 2014


via + ©
83,330 notes

toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

5:47pm
16 Apr 2014


via + ©
25,847 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

CRITTERS!
alec-scudder replied to your post: “oh no i just remembered they removed my ring when i was at the ER and…”:
check pockets of coats or things you went to the ER with?

i checked my purse and it wasn’t there so i’m hoping my boyfriend grabbed it

alec-scudder galaticannibalism it's been over a week since i was at the er and it's a really plain ring i dunno if they'd still have it

oh no i just remembered they removed my ring when i was at the ER and i dunno where it’s gone

PERSONAL DOUCHERY IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT RING TO ME IT MATCHES MY LITTLE BROTHER'S i'll be so upset if i can't find it